America’s number one villain, GunCrime, had struck. Again.
“We need a hero,” said Most of America: “This sounds like a job for GunControl.”
“I’m ready to go whenever you are,” said GunControl, very sensibly.
“Actually, we have a better idea,” said The Politicians.
Instead, they despatched their number one GunCrime-fighting duo: Thoughts & Prayers.
“Fear not, citizens, I am going to think about this,” said Thoughts
“I, too, am going to think about this,” said Prayers, “but in my own very special way.”
However, despite the best efforts of Thoughts & Prayers, GunCrime managed to escape. Again. (I know, it’s hard to believe.)
“I am very sad,” said Thoughts.
“I, too, am sad,” said Prayers.
“There’s nothing more you could have done. You’ll get him next time,” said The Politicians.
“Er…maybe I could have a go next time?” suggested GunControl, helpfully.
“Shhhh, now is not the time to talk about that, can’t you see that people are sad,” said The Politicians.
“Are you for real?” said Most of America, and The Rest of The World.
Apparently, they were.
TO BE CONTINUED…